I assume that you have read "Car Crazy." The
following stories are about the 13 vehicles that we have owned since retiring in
2002 You might think that we are wealthy, but all thirteen together cost
less than a new compact car and we made a profit on most of these.
Four Buick Roadmaster "Woodies"
When we retired from Austria in October, 2002,
we sold the two vehicles that we owned there and purchased a 1992 Buick Roadmaster
Estate Wagon the day after we arrived. It only had 61,000 miles on it and had
spent all ten years of its life in Florida. We paid $6,200 and both of us were soon in love
with our "Woody." A few months later, I saw another nice one for sale in a nearby town for
only $1,500. I bought it and parked it in the garage.
After four years, I decided that it was time to register the other wagon but it didn't happen!
I discovered another Roadmaster wagon on eBay located just across the Delaware River in
Wilmington. It was our favorite color, metallic burgundy and had a burgundy leather interior. Best
of all, the car had only 49,000 miles on the tachometer and was in like-new condition! I
sold number 1 and 2 wagons for enough money to pay for number 3!
One year later, we sold that car and bought another one on eBay. It was also burgundy, in great condition and had low mileage, but
there were features that the previous wagons didn't have. These included the famed LT-1 injected engine that also powered the Corvette.
Some claim that it is the best engine that GM ever produced. Another feature was a complete heavy-duty towing package with extra oil
and water-cooling plus load-leveling. We bought it in 2007 and 13 years later, it is still in the garage with collector-car tags,
1975 Mercedes 450 SLC
In the late 70s when our children were attending Black Forest Academy in Germany, we walked past a used car dealership near the school and
Verna paused to admire one of the cars. "That is a cute car, what kind is it?" she asked. I replied that it was a Mercedes SLC and,
without much forethought, I added, "When we retire, I will buy you one." From that time on, every time Verna spotted an SLC on the road,
she asked, "Is that mine?"
Twenty-five years later, we did retire, and although Verna only expected me to buy her a Matchbox or diecast Mercedes, I kept thinking
about my promise. I reasoned that there must be a 25-30 year-old SLC somewhere that needed TLC and wouldn't cost too much. I kept
checking eBay and newspapers, but most were too expensive or too far away.
I found a really nice Burgundy SLC on eBay, but the reserve was too high so I didn't bid on it. One day while Verna was packing for
meetings in Connecticut, I checked eBay and saw that the owner had re-listed it with a "Buy-it-Now" price well below it's book value.
I drew $6,000 from my retirement account and bought it. I didn't tell Verna, but stopped on our way to Connecticut. She asked where I
was going and I just said, "Wait and see!" The owner opened the garage door and I said, "I kept my promise!"
Verna's SLC had all the extras: electric sunroof, power windows, AC, Automatic und a 4,5 litre V8. It had been garaged all it's life
and had only been driven 91,000 miles. The burgundy paint and chrome shone like new.
Verna seemed happy when I handed her the keys, but she always preferred to drive the Buick. After a year, we sold the car for $2,000
profit and invested the money in a cement driveway. We can honestly tell people, "Verna's Mercedes is in the driveway."
From 2002 through 2009, we only had one car, a Roadmaster Estate Wagon. Because these
behemoths of the highway were much sought after
and therefore getting scarce, I decided to get a second small car to use for most travel. I always preferred rear-wheel-drive, but most
small cars now have front-wheel-drive. We once had a '91 Buick Century with the 3.8 liter six-cylinder engine and liked it,
so I began to search for one of those.
I wound up with a 1991 4-cylinder Honda Accord. It was listed on eBay and the seller said the
transmission was defective, but otherwise
fine. It was located nearby, so I went to check it out. It started immediately and I could drive it forward and backward with no problem,
so I asked about the defect. The owner said "The warning light comes on and that is all I know. My mother has been driving it like that
for weeks." I bid on the car and got it for $1200.
Ever since solder containing lead was outlawed, many cars have problems with sensors, modules and relays. I removed the transmission
sensor, took it apart and re-soldered all the connections. The light stayed off and the car performed like new!
After a year of trouble-free service, the Honda developed a valve tap. I removed the valve cover to adjust the tappets and found that the
threads were stripped on one of the valve stems. I really wanted a V6 engine, so I offered the Honda on Craigslist "as is" for what we paid
a year earlier. Within an hour, we got over 20 calls for the car! When we awoke at 6:00 the next morning, a couple from Pennsylvania was
parked in our driveway with cash!
I began looking once again for a V-6 Buick Century, but like before, I found something else.
An impeccable '82 Buick Skylark came up that was about to finish its auction with no bids. The seller claimed that it had only been driven
24,000 miles and because it is very similar to the Century and had the V-6 engine, I bid in the last minute and got it for $2,200! There
was one big problem with my acquisition, however. This car was much too nice to use as a daily driver, especially in winter! I sold the
Skylark for a nice profit before winter set in. That car was not going to see any salt on my watch!
We had owned a '91 (left) and were very pleased with it, so I was glad to get a good '92 Century (right) for only $1200. We drove it about
5,000 miles and then sold it to buy the 1995 Century "Sport" pictured below.
Our First Mercury Grand Marquis
The last US cars that were sold with rear-wheel-drive were the Ford Crown Victoria and it's luxurious cousin, the Mercury Grand Marquis. The
police and taxi companies bought most of these cars because they were comfortable, robust and very dependable. When Ford decided to halt
production in 2010, pre-owned models in good condition were soon selling for high prices, often to taxi owners.
When our '95 Buick Century needed repairs that I couldn't do myself, I decided to start looking for a Crown Victoria or Grand Marquis. One
Sunday, I noticed that an elderly lady in our church was driving her brother's 2011 Grand Marquis (the final year was 2010 but a couple of
hundred leftovers were sold in 2011). She said that her brother could no longer drive and he sold her the car. He had also sold her his 2003
Marquis when he bought the 2011. I knew the car to be in pristine condition, so I asked how much she was asking for it. She replied, "$5,000".
That price was reasonable, but we had only gotten $1200 for the Century and couldn't afford the car. On August 23, 2013, I bought a white
1995 Grand Marquis with 120,000 miles for $1,400. I installed new shocks, serpentine belt, idler and tensioner pullys, ignition cables and
sparkplugs, bringing our investment to $1758.78. It served us well and we were very happy with it -- for three and a half months and 8,000
On December 5, 2013, Verna was involved in her first accident. She had been driving 55 years without even a traffic ticket, but while driving
to the Garden Club Christmas dinner at the Scotland Run Golf Course, she was hit by a woman who ran a stop sign and blinking red light. Verna
had been looking forward to eating baked salmon with the girls, but had a hot dog with me instead.
After the cars hit in the middle of the
intersection, Verna's car did a quarter turn to the right and wound up on the wrong side of Grant Ave. The other car did a 180 degree spin and
landed in the trees on the opposite side of the road. Verna can't remember the crash but remembers seeing it coming and thinking, "This is
going to be bad!"
Both cars were totaled. Ours would have been fixable but the airbags deployed and replacement of these would have cost more than the car was worth.
Speaking of airbags, a police inspector and the ambulance medic both warned Verna, "You need to throw all your clothes in the washer and take
a complete shower before putting on fresh clothes. The stuff in those airbags causes cancer." A policeman then told her that she should sit
in our car until I arrived! Airbags save your life and then kill you!
We spent 3 1/2 hours in the ER where Verna got a tetanus shot, her leg bandaged and cat scans on her head and neck. The results came back
favorable. She was sore and had black and blue marks from the seat belts and airbags but nothing serious. We thanked God his for
protection. A week later, we also thanked him for his provision. The other driver's insurance paid us $3,734, so we could go car shopping
A Second Mercury Grand Marquis
I saw our friend in church the following day and told her, "It was good that we didn't buy your car because the one we bought was just
totaled in an accident. She surprised me by saying that her 2003 Mercury was still in the garage. She had not sold it! I asked if she had
come down on the price and she said she would sell it for $2,750.
It was the first day of winter in 2013, shortly before Christmas, when we bought "Silver Bird". The car had been driven only 81,000 easy
miles in ten years. Because the owner spent winters in Florida, it had seen very little snow. In the next five years we drove it 50,000
miles without a complaint, but then, Verna was involved in her second accident!
At an All-Way Stop, a teenage girl barreled into the intersection without stopping. She saw our car and drove into the opposing traffic lane
trying to avoid it. She struck the end of our car's bumper, peeling the plastic skin off (no frontal impact whatsoever and no airbags
deployed!). The lights and grille were also broken, but the rest of the car was undamaged. After hitting our car, the other driver tried
to correct her mother's Buick and flipped it over on its side. Fortunately, no one was injured.!
Because both drivers claimed to have stopped before entering the intersection, the New Jersey "No Fault" law kicked in. That means neither
driver gets remuneration for damages unless they hire a lawyer. The other car was totaled, but I fixed our car for less than what a lawyer
would have charged. I bought a donor car, took the parts that I needed and sold $600 worth of other parts before junking what was left.
One week later, we were traveling to a church function when I hit a deer! All the parts that I had just installed were damaged again. This
time I bought new parts from Amazon for a little over $500!
Around that time, the lady who sold us "Silver Bird" told us that she was no longer allowed to drive. Did I want the 2011 Marquis? It had
only 80.000 miles on it.
2011 models were selling for top Dollars and, again, we couldn't afford to pay even her generously reduced
Besides, the Silver Bird was serving us well and after two accidents and repair jobs, I had gotten
rather attached to it!
Two years later, our "Silver Bird" had accumulated 160,000 miles, so I started checking
ads for another low-mileage Marquis that we could afford.
I watched several nice ones sell for a lot of money and a few needing work or with high mileage that also sold for far too much.
I bid on a
2008 model that was "in perfect condition with low mileage" and was surprised when I got it. I called the seller to arrange for paying and
pick up, but he said that it had suddenly developed a serious engine problem and he couldn't complete the transaction. I later discovered
that the car was on eBay again with the same photos and description, so I did some research. I found that this guy had "sold" the same car
three times already! Go figure!
Our Third Mercury Grand Marquis and Hopefully our Last Car!
A few weeks later, I saw another Marquis on eBay located across the Delaware River. The seller claimed that the car had "spent all its life
in Las Vegas, had only 71,000 miles and had never seen salt or snow". Probably because it looked too good to be true, no one bid on it.
I wrote a note to the seller just before the auction ended, saying that I was very interested. If no one bought the car, I would like to come
and see it. If all was okay I would pay cash.
I was surprised when he replied, "I am leaving on a longer business trip tomorrow but if you come in the morning, I will be here." He gave
me directions to his home. Verna and I drove over and were amazed that every claim he had made was true. He inherited the car from his Aunt,
flew out to Vegas and drove it back. He liked the car so much that he intended to keep it, but then pointed to his garage and said, "I don't
have room in the garage and it would be a shame for this car to stand outside in winter." I looked in the garage and gasped. A Mercedes, a
Porsche and a big Harley Davidson were staring back at me! We got the car for $4000.
In September, 2020, a single father who lives across the street was surprised
and elated to receive a special gift! We gave him the "Silver Bird" after his
older Honda gave up the ghost. He is trying to raise two young boys (their
mother left them) and working, but is really struggling financially. We are very
blessed with our "Bluebird."